Kimberly Wooten is an historical archaeologist with the California Department of Transportation’s Cultural Studies (Caltrans) Office in Sacramento, California. Dr. Dr. Maria Zolezzi Garibaldi is a fictional archaeologist with the California Department of Transportation & Interstellar Travel, specializing in ritualistic behavior in both human and non-human societies during the twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. Journey with us to the year 2167, where our intrepid archaeologist has made a fascinating discovery… a FOOB! Carefully cradled in its pale pink packaging, this breast prosthesis is thought to have had ritual purposes, and while the prostheses do not deteriorate over time, intact packaging has never been found before! This article uses humor and archaeology to discuss the author’s personal cancer experience and the association of the color pink with femininity and breast cancer. The author’s intention is to bring awareness and understanding to archaeologists working with disabilities on a daily basis.

Kimberly Wooten 是位于加利福尼亚州萨克拉门托的加利福尼亚州交通部文化研究 (Caltrans) 办公室的一位历史考古学家。Maria Zolezzi Garibaldi 博士是加州交通与星际旅行部的虚构考古学家，专门研究 20 世纪和 21 世纪初人类和非人类社会的仪式行为。与我们一起前往 2167 年，我们无畏的考古学家在那里取得了令人着迷的发现……一个 FOOB！这款乳房假体被小心地放在淡粉色的包装中，被认为具有仪式用途，虽然假体不会随着时间的推移而变质，但以前从未发现完整的包装！本文以幽默和考古学的方式讨论作者的个人癌症经历以及粉红色与女性气质和乳腺癌的关联。作者的目的是让每天从事残疾工作的考古学家了解和理解。