Markosian (2020) presents an argument against certain theories of time based on the aesthetic value of music. He argues that turning a piece of music sideways in time destroys its intrinsic value, which would not be possible if the Spacetime Thesis were true. In this paper I show that sideways music poses no problems for any theory of time by demonstrating that turning a piece of music sideways does not affect its intrinsic value. I do this by appealing to spatial analogies that highlight the similarities between spatial and temporal rotations.

中文翻译：

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一首横过来的歌听起来很甜蜜

Markosian (2020) 基于音乐的审美价值提出了反对某些时间理论的论点。他认为，将一段音乐在时间上横向移动会破坏其内在价值，如果时空命题是正确的，这将是不可能的。在这篇论文中，我通过证明将一首音乐横向旋转不会影响其内在价值来证明横向音乐对任何时间理论都没有问题。我通过利用空间类比来突出空间和时间旋转之间的相似性来做到这一点。