This article offers autoethnographic insights into the consequences of making a spectacle of oneself in the audit culture of the academy. Spectacle 1 explores my experiences of using the h-index as part of an annual salary review and how this made me feel like an artificial person. Spectacle 2 shows how, at a conference, I used laughter to expose some absurdities of the h-index and felt better for doing so. Stories that tell different truths about ourselves in combination with the corporeality of laughter, I suggest, can assist us to re-attune ourselves and resist the process of becoming artificial persons.

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使用H指数在学院里独树一帜：从成为人造人到嘲笑荒诞

本文提供了人种志方面的见识，以了解在学院的审核文化中独占the头的后果。奇观1探索了我将h指数用作年薪审查的一部分的经历，以及这如何使我感到自己像个虚构的人。图2显示了我在一次会议上如何通过笑声来揭露h指数的一些荒谬之处，并为此感到更好。我认为，结合笑声的真实性来讲述关于自己的不同真相的故事可以帮助我们重新调整自己，抵制成为虚假人的过程。