In my next life, I’m going to be a rock star, providing that is, that next time I’m born with some discernable talent. Or maybe I’ll be a big-time lawyer. Or a CEO. Any gig where I can make at least a million dollars a year. Hell, I’d even consider inheriting some dough. Just so I can finally live in midtown Manhattan. Fulfill my lifelong dream of living in New York. Maybe the trendy Upper East Side. Perhaps Central Park West. I might even consider a loft in SoHo.

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几乎是天堂

在我的下辈子，我将成为一名摇滚明星，前提是下一次我天生具有一些可辨别的才能。或者也许我会成为一名大律师。或者是CEO。任何一年至少能赚一百万美元的演出。见鬼，我什至会考虑继承一些面团。就这样我终于可以住在曼哈顿中城了。实现我在纽约生活的毕生梦想。也许是时尚的上东区。也许中央公园西。我什至可能会考虑在 SoHo 建一个阁楼。